Mark postet this set of eight friendship promises, that are as true as they are hilarious:
- When you are sad, I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
- When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
- When you smile, I will know you finally got laid and give you a high five.
- When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
- When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
- When you are confused, I will use small words and draw pictures to explain.
- When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until youre well again. I dont want whatever you have.
- When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
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