One very expensive bottle of coke.

Today I bought what must have been the most expensive bottle of coke in my life ever. I had an appointment with my uncle after work and since I finished up my task a bit early I had some time to waste around. Since I was slightly sleepy I decided to get a bottle of coke at the nearby supermarket. And since that supermarket has a very convenient garage I decided to use that. Driving a rather bulky Volkswagen Transporter I had to be really careful especially with the height of the car. Well I got a parking space, I got my coke and I went back out to the car. On my way out I was driving really carefully again. Careful to the height. What I did not consider was the fact that this car is also a fucking long beast. So in the very last corner some pisshead installed some tiny pole which was not to see from my driving position. And since I misscalculated the length of the car and therefore the angle for the corner I smashed the whole length on that stupid pole. Given the fact that it might be hugely expensive to repair the damage and the fact that I desperately need that money for another highly expensive part of my life I can well announce that I'm royally in deep shit. And all that for a bottle of coke. So, anyone wants to buy some overpriced advertising space on this weblog?