spam spam spam, lovely spam

I know it's not the most original thing on this planet to write about spam but this time I just had to do it. I just got an email with the most promising subject

now her friends are chip trendy

Now her friends are chip trendy. There is so much in this sentence, I don't know where to start. Obviously the mysterious she has friends, which is good for her. And those friends (not her!) are now chip trendy. I wonder how it is like being chip trendy. And how can I be chip trendy, too? What is chip trendy anyway? It sounds like a cool thing for a geek - being trendy AND having something with chips. So, after this amazing subject totally gripped me, I actually opened that email and hoped, they would tell me the story about her chip trendy friends. But all I found was some stupid way to buy pills online. And that is not going to make me chip trendy.